Question 1 : Sleep-related problem

Dear Aini,

Many a times people complain their day goes bad when they wake up on the wrong side of the bed. For me its worse. I sleep on the floor, I wake up on the bed and my day is absolutely hell. What should I do?

Your truly,
needHelpPlease

hi there,

well, u do seem to have a very queer problem. i mean, how does one get from the floor to the bed? (however, i dont think that your hell-ish day is due to this problem)

first we will analise the source of this problem. you.

lets examine how u could have gone from the floor to the bed. there are three situations, of course. one: YOU did it subconciously and/or u have a very serious memory problem. two: someone did it, carrying u onto the bed when u were sleeping. and last but not least, somehow, your floor is higher than ur bed.

yup. is that true?

lets take a look at this diagram

the setting is somewhat weird, but this is a weird problem. this setting can be accomplished if u had phua chu kang for your renovator and thus, u now have very uneven floor. or u are living in a multiple-storey house with a bed at the bottom of your stairs. or quite simply, u are living in an attic. if u are in any of this situation, then, this problem is not really a problem.
rather, u would want to thank your lucky stars you did not hurt yourself while plunging down such a height in your sleep. or roll out the window, since your house already has a very weird layout.

as for option two, i.e. someone carrying you onto the bed while you were asleep, u would have to assess yourself. one:how old are u? two:wad size are u? if u are a kid, it is very likely that your parents did it. if not, well, a spouse? also, the likelihood of your being carried by your parents would decrease greatly if u are equivalent in size to Patrick Starr. also, please cleanse your house of any stray beings to prevent this from happening again.. the beings in question are of course some intangible entities that have made their prescence known to you in their episode. poltergeists can do greater harm then just replacing u about the house when u are, well, asleep.

if all of the above is not applicable, then the source of the problem is option one. you. yep. you could be sleep walking or sumting, so i suggest the next time u go to sleep, ask a family member or roomate to look out for such stuff. if not, set up a video cam to tape your nightly activities, and u will know how u got onto the bed without your own knowledge.

if all these do not work... well.. there is only one solution.

sleep on the bed next time.

have a nice day

love,
aunty aini